A recent Twitter #Meme I participated in was “First Draft Movie Lines”, which, despite being hampered by Twitter’s Search function not recognizing #1stdraftmovielines because of the “#1″, still generated some great one-liners from a lot of imaginative people along with a lot of repetitions of “Luke, I’m your daddy”. But for this post, I’m only going to show you the ones I came up with…
I ate his liver with onions. You ever had liver and onions? It’s better than it sounds.
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I left my dentures at home!
“Bond, Jimdog Bond”
Soylent Green is one damn fine piece of grocery product marketing!
E.T., send a text message.
Go ahead… make me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Forget it Jake, it’s Pasadena.
Use the midi-chloridians, Luke.
I’ve got really low expectations for this.
Houston, we are frakked.
“Houston, we’re shitting bricks.”
We’re gonna need another boat altogether.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You might have killed my father, but I need more evidence. May I swab you for DNA?
I’m mad as hell, and I know there ain’t a damn thing I can do about it, but public ranting is good for my career!
You know Louie, this could be the beginning of a lucrative working partnership.
The truth? You wouldn’t understand the truth, it’s too damn complicated.
I love the smell of Agent Orange brand defoliant in the morning. It smells like we’re accomplishing something!
Badges? Yeah, we got badges, but I’m not sure where they are and honestly they’re a pain to keep track of, okay?