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July 8, 2009

Of Course You Realize This Means WAR

(as seen at Monkeyfilter)

Forget about the nuke tests and missile launches. It appears that North Korea has declared CYBERWAR on the U.S.ofA. It’s a good thing that Kim Jung VeryIll’s minions are too undernourished to be competent, or this might be a serious threat.

UPDATE: Oh, Nevermind. (although an unsophisticated attack using old borrowed code does kind of sound like North Korean technology)

AND NOW A WORD FROM SOMEBODY WHO MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME...

CHOCOLATE!

(as seen on MetaFilter)

Newsfilter: Man Dies after Falling Into Vat of Chocolate in NJ

He obviously didn’t yell “FIRE!” (apologies for crappy sound quality recorded too loud but it was the best version I could find and I love these guys)