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September 18, 2008

Talk Like a Plank or Walk the Pirate!

Or something like that…

Remember, to avoid confusion, “Talk Like a File Sharer Day” is December 26th (Lars Ulrich’s Birthday), “Talk Like a Pittsburgh Pirate Day” is August 18 (Roberto Clemente’s Birthday), “Talk Like Pontius Pilate Day” is the Thursday before Easter and “Sing Like a Character from Gilbert & Sullivan Day” is every day except December 1st (Gilbert ‘Alone Again Naturally’ O’Sullivan’s birthday).

This has been a Public Service Announcement from a Scurvy Knave. Remember, we can wipe out Scurvy in our lifetime.


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AND NOW A WORD FROM SOMEBODY WHO MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME...

Uh Oh

I just took a hit on my starboard bow. And now, yes, they’re boarding. Gotta send out an S.O…


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The Triumph of Wil

Apparently the latest Internet Meme is “Facts About Wil Wheaton” which seems redundant, since Wil IS an Internet Meme.

My faves (and ones you don’t have to be a 37th level nerf herder in Worlds of Wargames to understand)…
#9 Wil Wheaton is the Kwisatz Haderach.
#10 Wil Wheaton is Three Laws Safe!
#11a Wil has banged more hot chicks in costumes than you will ever meet.
#12 The current Wil Wheaton is actually from the Mirror Universe, as evidenced by his Goatee of Doom. Is that all? Of course that’s not all! Click Here.


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