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October 1, 2007

Birdbrained Criminals

THIS may be the greatest animal video since the Dramatic Prairie-Dog-Don’t-Call-Him-A-Chipmunk. And now, when The Management goes around blaming shoplifters or dishonest employees for inventory shrinkage, you can set them straight… it’s the birds! (And next time George Costanza complains of shrinkage, you can probably blame the birds for that too. Ohhhh… that’s an ugly metal image…)

UPDATE: This bird apparently only goes after “Tangy Cheese” (the Britishized version of “Nacho Cheese”) Doritos. Will this turn out to be a viral promotion for FritoLay? Will we see a Super Bowl commercial next year featuring the “Dorito Bandito”???


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AND NOW A WORD FROM SOMEBODY WHO MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME...

Carlinated

Last weekend, I went out to see a live performance in the first time in way too long. The Performing Arts Center at Cal Poly is very nice, I had a sixth-row center seat and I joined a mix of aging hippies and current college students to see George Carlin road-testing material for his next HBO special. So, any jokes I quote in this post should be considered SPOILERS (not to mention… containing language that is usually NSFWendell)
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