Those “My Child Is Student of the Month” bumper stickers have, as you no doubt noticed, spawned a whole mini-industry of stickers dissing those students and their parents, but I have never seen one more withering than what I spotted on a horse trailer on the road today:
My horse is smarter than your honor student
Oh snap and clippety-clop!
Of course, I have my own idea for the Ultimate Dis: “Yo Mama never got a ‘my kid’s an honor student’ bumper sticker, but if she did she could wear it on her butt with enough room left for a Dominos Delivery sign.”

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