Is A Part Of
For various physical, emotional and brain-chemistry reasons, at times I literally get dumber. And I realized it was happening again when I couldn’t figure out the following “Riddle of the Day”. Of course, parts of it were misleadingly worded, so using the last of my functioning brainpower, I did some editing and rewriting. The answer is what’s [more inside].
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
The Pope has one but doesn’t use it.
Donald Trump uses his all the time.
Bush is one, but so is Gore.
Spongebob has a funny one.
Jerry Seinfeld is very proud of his.
The founder of Wal-Mart played with his.
Most wives use their husbands’.
A lot of show biz people have altered theirs.
Roseanne had problems with them.
Cher has taken on several, but now gets along fine without one.
Britney Spears doesn’t use Kevin Federline’s.
Nobody ever saw Lucy use Desi’s, but Hillary still uses Bill’s.
If you can’t figure out what it is, your mind needs either a tune-up or just a good cleaning.
