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All these amazing gadgety-thingies you can get to add to your blog or personal website these days.
Here’s one that tells me just how much farther I’m falling behind on my major projects.
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Which apparently doesn’t play nice with my current blogging software.
OK. Well, maybe somebody else can make this work.
While I’ve been neglecting this blog, I’ve been occasionally throwing out pithy one-and-several-liners at other web locations, and I wanted to collect some of them back here for easy reference:
” The only way to win is not to play.”
The famous words of Bode Miller’s chief trainer.
It’s generally safer to shout from a rooftop than from street level… unless you have a steeply pitched roof, or you live in a city where the Police have lot of helicopters.
Re: The Legends of Green M&Ms
The green M & M’s are actually leprechaun seeds. You place them in a pot and wait for them to grow. But don’t do the same to Blue M&Ms… Where did you think the Blue Meanie came from?
This probably belongs in MAD Magazine’s Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Department:
For Retail employees who are sick and tired of smartass customers responding to an item failing to scan by saying: “Does this mean it’s free?”
“No, it means we aren’t allowed to sell it. I’m keeping it.”
“No, it means I now get to decide how much it costs. So you’d better be really nice to me.”
“No, it means you’re going to be charged the maximum limit on your credit card for it.”
“No, it means it’s illegal to purchase in this state. SECURITY!”
What was the #1 Song on the day I was born? (obligatory link to movie named after day I was born)
I think I win the battle for lamest #1 song with “The Yellow Rose of Texas” by Mitch Miller.
Everybody’s talking about “Web 2.0″… well, I’m waiting for “Web 2.1″ after they get most of the bugs out…
Re: Batman vs. Al Queda
It’s just kinda sad that Frank Miller and the rest of the comics industry have run out of ficticious supervillains and have to borrow one from the Bush Administration.
Dear Dr. Phil:
Wait til Oprah finds out James Frey is your ghostwriter. You gonna be in tru-BULL!
I am Hugh Talkinamee.
Hugh Talkinamee.
HUGH TALKINAMEE!
I don’t see anybody else here named Hugh Talkinamee.
Code Plaid: Too many sub-plots on medical show.
What Cute Animal Are You?
I am a GROUNDHOG.
BTW, I saw my shadow, so we’ll have six more years of stupid internet “Which X are you” quizes.
