Nothing to see here. Move along.

2008
Jun
17

Panty Raided

I am way late to the panty party on making fun of Kmart selling “Abstinence Pants”, especially since the BigK has taken the offering off its website (that’s the link used a week ago to point to the pants), either because they’ve been discontinued or are way-way out of stock. Not going to try to guess which.

But I had to roll the idea around in my head, think about what’s dreadfully wrong about having “True Love Waits” printed on your butt, and come up with some good alternatives.
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AND NOW A WORD FROM SOMEBODY WHO MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME...
2008
Feb
7

She Loved Those Double Coupons

Another one of those silly but not uncommon stories made the rounds about a Chinese tattoo that did NOT say what the wearer thought it did, but the Internet Authority on Such Things responded “The phrase “supermarket” is ???? or abbreviated to ?? in Chinese. I have no idea how and why ??? was interpreted as “supermarket” in the news clips.” (Let me know if the characters don’t appear for you). So, just another News Screw-Up (I’m thinking of getting that phrase trademarked – it could be quite valuable).

But I also thought long and hard about an incident in my own life, and now I’ve come to realize that my Ex may not have been having an affair with a guy named Ralph after all.
Ralphs Logo Tattoo