"I’ll Be Late for Christmas"

2006
Dec
26

For December 26th, known in SometimesJollyAlwaysOldEngland as “Boxing Day” and in the AlwaysLaughingAtTheWrongThingUSA as “Day Spent Standing in Exchange Line at Target”:

What Those Gifts of TV DVDs Really Mean

In general: “Here’s 22 hours to distract you from my bad habits”

The Simpsons Season 8 or Earlier: “Life was so much better ten years ago”

Monk: “Learn to clean up after yourself!”

Seinfeld: “If you can ignore what Kramer did, you should at least forgive me for what I did.”

House: “It’s not all in my head; there’s really something wrong!”

The West Wing: “Just in case that new Democratic Congress turns out to be a letdown”

Remington Steele: “Why are you so ga-ga over that new James Bond?”

The L-Word: “There’s a lady at the office I’d like you to meet…”

Diff’rent Strokes: “What’choo talkin’ ’bout?”

Anything from Adult Swim: “I’ve really gotten to like it that you ignore me after 11 PM”

“The Complete Series” of any short-lived series: “I understand you’re not like other people and I accept that”

Saturday Night Live Season 1: “See? I’m not going senile when I tell you it used to be good!”

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