"In-Santa-ty"

2008
Nov
30

Having barely survived the Thanksgiving holiday (stomach flu before the big food day), I began to consider ways I could do my part in fighting the War On Christmas.

Then I noticed one of the ‘classic ads’ with a Coca-Cola-drinking Santa Claus, looked over at the can of Cherry Coke on my desk (DON’T JUDGE ME YOU RED BULL ADDICTS), and decided to end my life-long boycott of dressing up as Santa (at least for a little photoslop paperless-doll dress-up):

Wendell Claus

Wendell Claus with Elves

Oh, yeah, I’m really gonna enjoy kicking those elves around, especially after they put my elf-kicking shoes on me. Bwahahahaha.

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"In-Santa-ty"

  1. @Shawno Says:

    Never knew Santa was THAT lazy. Can’t even pour his own drink? And something seems proportionally incorrect between that elf and the bottle he’s tipping. Not sure exactly what.

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