"Hell-uh-oh Dolly!"

2008
Nov
13

On a day when 8-year-olds in Iowa are chanting “Assassinate Obama” on the school bus, I needed to find some kind of evil derangement I could deal with. It was Uber-bloggeress Miss Cellania, Queen of Linklevania, Websurf Kahuna and Black Belt in Google-Fu to the rescue with her latest link collection for MentalFloss.com, this time some Dreadfully Different Dolls, mixing the eerie, creepy, gross, inappropriate and “do you WANT your daughter crawling into your bed so you’ll keep her safe from the ghoulies every night until she’s 24?”

And the “previously” link at the bottom was something I’d sadly missed. Plush Toys for Grown-Ups. killerrabbit Or at least those, like me, who are chronologically grown-up. I’ve been meaning to get a Monty Python Killer Bunny for a long time, and now I’ve added Weebl Badgers and Viking Kittens to my wish list. (But what I really NEED is a couple of fully-functional Farscape Leviathan Diagnostic Repair Drones. The Roomba is just not enough.)

Your Turn...

You can use these HTML elements without blowing things up: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

AND NOW A WORD FROM SOMEBODY WHO MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME...