"Curses Foiled Again"

2008
Nov
9

Apparently tinfoil hats are OLD & BUSTED. The NEW HOTNESS is tinfoil underwear. Which makes sense since among the people who fear Radio Control Waves, the mind is not the worst thing to lose control of.

But according to a twitterpost by The Infamous Warren Ellis (his full name), even that is on its way out:

Very few people are enticed by tinfoil underpants, whether I refer to them as Immense Radio Armour or not.

    There are other problems with tinfoil underpants:

  • People can always hear you coming.
  • No choice between boxers and briefs. They’re all Oven Bags.
  • The ‘protective cups’ are made of paper and pastel colored.
  • When it gets too hot, you are literally roasting your nuts.

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