"Call Me Captain Fluffy"

2009
Sep
20

I enjoy participating in certain comedy-oriented Twittermemes, like the #badpiratenames that popped up on TLaPDay to which I contributed…

Short John Pewter
Barnacle Butt
Clownfish Carl
Blackgoatee
Hightechartificialleg Pete
Captain Tennille
Captain Hadenough
Captain Jack Twitterbird
Jean LaFootsy
Rackham Frackham
Buckfiftyaneer Bill
Captain Crimsonfadedbythesunmoreliketerracotta
Edward Hookhands
Wrongway Silver
Barbarella (Barbarosa’s sister)
Captain Seriously
Bloody Messy
Ernie
Kanye Westwind
Long Jay Leno
Dawg Blitzer
The Oakland Raider
Numbnutz
Codfish Carl
Halibut Hal
Turbot Tom
Talapia Ted
Captain Blighted
Ensign Pulverize
Captain Crispy
The Red Splotch
Uncle Bucko
The Bermuda Triangulator
Caribbean Queeny
Ziggy
Captain Smeg
Aloysius
Catscratch Carl
Ozymandible
The Swishbuckler
Anchorhead Arnold
Walt the Plank
Dana Scullery
Captain Papercut
Octomom
Newt Gangplank
Averagesized John
Captain Stubing
Dinghy Dan
The Keelhaulizer

of course, there were other good suggestions:
(from @MrWordsWorth, who apparently started it) Longjohns Sliver, Captain Fluffy, Chewy, Kiki, Twinkletoes, Captain Happypants, Horatio Halitosis, Ol’ Slippy, Papa Smurf, Quincy, Lil Digger, Puddin’, Soily, Captain Friskies, Mr. Pibb, Rum Tum Tigger, The Amazing Ronnie, Chachi, Zoot, Brundlefly, Minty, Festus, Orly, Bitty-Sue, Dread Pirate Ampersand, Harvey Wallbanger, Dinty Moore
(from @niclone) Captain Jack Chickadee, Khaki Legs Greaves, Captain J.P. Morgan (sounds like a modern-day pirate to me), Bubbles, Tiny Dancer (and his first mate Levon)
(from @smrtmnky) Chartreusebeard
(from @adtothebone) Captain Schnook, Captain Wedgy, Seasick Cedric, Captain Narcolepsy, Mary J. Bligh, Plaque Bart, Captain Kiddie Pool, Jim from Human Resources, Snookylumps (with props to Berkeley Breathed),
(from @phxdogblogger) Slackjaw Kid, Tiny Graybeard
(from @ElectricPencils) Captain Cuddlebones, First Mate Fluffernutter, Seamen Swallow and Seamen Spitz (you had to go there, didn’t you?)
(from @tollehaus) Salt N’ Pepa Beard, Long Dong Silver (it’s been done before), Captain Rehab, Moby Dickless, Cap’n A-Hole, Colonel Lingus
(from @Elastigirl024) Captain Sissypants
(from @caff) Leslie The Rough, Bodacious Biff, Lavender Louis, Shameless Semus, Trixie the Pixie, Efrom the Elder, Fat Tony, Scrubbing Bubbles
(from @adamwohl) Rabbi Hichelman
(from @HalfAssKrissa) Forceps
(from @rasmo12) Long John Platinum Blonde
(from @NatashaMuse) Corporal Tunnel, Abduhl Wal-i-Musi, Captain Prosthetic Arm
(from @mikepmcs) McLovin
(from @stumblingmonk Myron the Plank Waxer
(and from @DAMNNEAREVERYBODY) Captain Hooker (or Captain T.J. Hooker)

There are other recent Twittermemes I didn’t post about at the time they came up that will provide juicy Blog content whenever I can’t think of something better to say. Unless you’re not into that kind of thing.

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