"Blog Like An Egyptian?"

2009
Sep
19

NONONONONO!!! TALK LIKE A PIRATE, YE SCURVY KNAVE!!! Because it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, arrrr, and that’s one blasted event I wouldn’t-a miss fer all the gold in Flava Flav’s grillwork!
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(And it’s nice to be able to recycle the same art from last year so that seven more people can see it)

Of course, I’m not going to miss it just because I’m spending all my time (a) rebuilding the back end of seven blogs and (b) throwing up (not because of what I found in the back end of seven blogs; it’s just a case of NotSwineFlu making me involuntarily bulemic for the last few days). But since this year TLaPDay is falling on a Saturday, the rest of the world is experiencing what I have for the last few semi-disabled/work-at-home years… not being able to annoy all the people in your office with “YAARRRR” and “SHIVER ME JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE” and other Pirate-isms.

On the other hand, I think the cashiers at Home Depot are going to be getting quite a load of Pirate Lingo today. And they’ll be selling a lot of wooden planks, you know? I can hardly wait for next year when TLaPDay falls on a Sunday; could be a historic day for blasphemy.

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