"A ‘What Am I Doing’ Status Update too long for Twitter"

2009
Aug
14

One-third-way through major household clean-up/reorganization. Several bags of trash and/or garbage and/or recyclables are by my apartment’s front-and-only door, mostly blocking it. 50% of my possessions are in disorderly piles on the sofa and desk, making both currently unusable. I had to take a break to cool off, and spilled several pounds of ice (acquired at store when defrosting refrigerator) over a path between the kitchen and the bed, my only available place to sit down, relax and use my laptop. But I felt guilty I was not doing anything to clean up so I got out my cordless electric razor to remove the beard I had been lazily growing for the last month. Of course, the razor’s battery ran down and required recharging halfway, when my facial hair was in a pattern even a crazy person would intentionally have. (And, I am currently clothed in my usual summer housecleaning outfit, which is a pair of my dirtiest underwear also used to clean surfaces) In this state, the chances of someone just dropping by and knocking on my door before I finish writing this is more likely than… there it is!

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