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2006
Nov
29

The Good News: Jones Sodas will no longer contain high-fructose corn syrup.

The Bad News: Jones Sodas will continue to contain turkey and gravy.

Update: Mandatory punchline disclosure laws require me to tell you that Jones Turkey & Gravy Soda is artificially flavored and does not contain actual turkey and gravy. Spoilsports. Anyway, I’ll be here all week, enjoy the rest of the show, tip your waitress and try the veal flavored soda.

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