"Best. Quote. Ever."

2006
Oct
16

I know this is old news already, but it just belongs on my blog*: ?We do not have a smoking cow at this point.? Just remember, this bad produce came from the Salinas Valley, while all the agricultural products of San Luis Obispo County are of the purest quality, except maybe the product of this winery:

“Corkscrewed” will chronicle the misadventures of “American Idol” producers Nigel Lythgoe and Ken Warwick as they try to turn their 168-acre vineyard in Paso Robles into a success while battling wild boars and rot along the way.

I know of no wild boars in Paso Robles. Just regular bores.

*Besides, I just want to see how high Google will put me on search results for “smoking cow”.

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"Best. Quote. Ever."

  1. :: jozjozjoz :: Says:

    I am simultaneously saddened and delighted that there was “no smoking cow.”

    But then I would never want to be accused of supporting cow emphysema.

    Thanks for this link. I love it.

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