"Random Thought-bursts"

2006
Jun
28

It has become clear that the Sports Media has become more responsible than the News Media, based on the fact that Sporting Events are the only place where if you try to make a public spectacle of yourself they turn the cameras AWAY from you…

If guns don’t kill people, you’re obviously not using them right…

If guns were outlawed, only outlaws would have guns, which would make it a lot easier to tell the outlaws from the law-abiding people. (But, to quote another joke, you couldn’t tell the outlaws much.)

Anybody who claims to have all the answers has most of the wrong answers.

Opinions are like noses, everybody’s got one, and you don’t want to come near somebody when theirs is running.

Okay, enough thinking. Time for pudding:

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