"Steering Testicles"

2006
Jun
28

I usually don’t like jokes about certain body parts, but these two gonad-based jokes are more than funny, they’re punny…
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartenders said “Hey, buddy, you know you’ve got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?” and the pirate said “Arrr, and it’s driving me nuts.”

There was a crisis on the Tickle Me Elmo production line… The woman who was just hired as an inspector had slowed everything to a halt. The manager went up to the woman and said “You had the best references; you’re a very diligant worker; what’s going on here?” She replied “Well, I had to go find some marbles and extra red fabric, so that with every new Elmo that comes down the line I can sew a little sack with the marbles in them…” And the manager stopped her and said “but all you’re supposed to do is give him “two test tickles”!

And this joke I like because of my days in the woodwind section of the high school band, begging for a chance to play the saxophone because the clarinet looks… well…
A guy was at his doctor’s office and the Doc asked him what the problem was. The guy said, “Well, Doc, it’s my willy…you see, whenever I pee, it sprays out in all directions and that tends to upset the blokes at the next urinals”. The doc started examining it and discovered it was full of little holes. “How on earth did it get like that?” he asked. The guy explained, “Well, Doc, I like to play darts down at the pub, and some nights, after I’ve had a few pints, I put my darts in my front pants pocket and walk home.” The doctor scribbled a name on a piece of paper and handed it to the patient. “I want you to go see this man”, he said. “Is he a specialist or something?” asked the guy. The doctor said “No, he’s a clarinet player…he’ll show you how to hold it”.

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