"Too Much Information About Me"

2006
Jan
31

Wendell Wittler is a veteran A.W.O.L. weblogger and former owner of the site OneSwellFoop.com (which fell out of his control during one of his frequent personal financial crises and is currently owned by a slimy cybersquatter who thinks he’ll make some money off it. Not in your wettest dreams, bub.)

Formerly holding the title of Los Angeles’ lowest-paid radio personality, he nearly conned his way into the Guinness Book of World Records in 1975 for the “longest wait on hold” as part of a talk radio stunt and was the first American media person allowed to record an interview on the floor of Lloyds of London. As a freelance contributor to the “People’s Almanac/Book of Lists” series of pop reference volumes in the ’80’s, his only credit in print was for the article on Schopenhauer in “Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People”. Such is the fleeting nature of very minor fame.

Additional biographical material will be added as soon as he emerges from a severe bout of depression.

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