"My Sleep Number is ?"

2006
Jan
31

Can’t take total credit for this one. A poster at the Blank Label Comics Message Board called Graaille made the funniest comment on their self-proclaimed Chaos Thread!

I hooked my sleep number bed up to a high pressure system and a random number generator. I wake up feeling refreshed, on the floor, in the closet, in the bushes outside my window……

To which I dutifully replied…

Have you ever woke up (a) on the ceiling (b) UNDER the bed or (c) folded over kissing your own ass?

Instead of air, fill it up with water, then set the number for wave height.
Cowabunga!

I love forums that support silly threads, and it makes sense that a collective of some of the funniest webcomics (including the one that did that super-caricature of yours truly over in the left sidebar) would also have the funniest message boards.

They also have a thread that recreates the old “Whose Line” game “Questions Only”.

And, oh yeah, the webcomics, like Schlock Mercenary, Ugly Hill, Starslip Crisis and the already-mentioned-in-the-left sidebar Evil Inc. These are dangerous people to associate with. They even motivated me to acquire a Wacom Drawing Tablet (cheap) to show myself how badly I draw. But if you enjoy hip humor, sci-fi and fantasy without the video games and furries that seem to dominate the webcomic world, Blank Label is a good place to point your browser.

There. NOW will you guys let me back in the Forums?

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