"Advice for Job Seekers"

2006
Jan
22

Here are some good words to use to make a fully obscure job description:

Analyst (good if you’re very anal, or just a big ass)

Specialist (just don’t mention what you specialize in)

Associate (just affix to the beginning of your boss’s job title… unless it’s Analyst or Specialist)

Spokesmodel (must be able to point at things)

Whistleblower (get that in your job description and you’ve got it made)

CONSULTANT (the Holy Grail of non-descriptive job descriptions)

and don’t ever let them call you “Temp”, you’re Interim!

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