"In 20 Years…"

2008
Jul
16

July 16, 2028: Walmart*, after 17 years with over 80% of the market share of Everything for the bottom 80% of the population (by income/net worth), files for Chapter 23 Bankruptcy with the Federal Business Insurance Corp. (FBIC). The one member of the Walton family still living in the U.S. and associated with the company, Chief Nepotism Officer Binky Walton, makes a statement declaring “there’s no money in it anymore” and repeats for the 475th time in 20 years that the asterisky thing in the logo (*) has nothing to do with steroid use.

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