"Pizza Off"

2008
Jun
30

To the Major Pizza Corporation that put me on their emailing list after I used online ordering along time ago and just emailed me a coupon with the heading “TAKE 15 PERCENT OFF”:

I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that. Because if I ate your pizza, I would probably put 15 percent on, ifyouknowwhatImean. And I just committed myself to a serious program of weight loss after learning over the weekend that the old joke about “outweighing your car” was close to becoming a reality.

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