"News Item 42"

2008
Jun
4

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy told me to always carry a towel. Well, here’s a guy who really took that advice to heart… or rather, to abdomen.
“Tumour turns out to be 25-year-old towel”
From correspondents in Tokyo, unsurprisingly

From the last two paragraphs…

The former patient has no plans to sue the hospital…
…the man, who was not identified, still had his spleen removed.

Maybe if he’d kept his spleen, he could have vented it.

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