"Yelling Fire in a Crowded Crotch"

2008
May
30

I was in the process of web-bragging to somebody about how my area is so peaceful, we have to import gangstas from L.A. to do a bank robbery, when I noticed this on the same news site:

Men Plead Not Guilty to Setting Friend’s Crotch on Fire

ANOTHER bit of real life I can’t be funnier (or more ewwww-ish) than.

Or to put it another way:

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AND NOW A WORD FROM SOMEBODY WHO MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME...