"Someone asked me for “good fancy-dinner-party wisecracks for a Trustees’ Dinner”"

2008
Apr
17

“You’re a Trustee? Honey, I wouldn’t trust you as far as I can throw you…”

“I’ve heard they’re sparing no expense for the menu… flying in fresh In N Out Double Doubles – Animal Style!”

(College Trustees, right?) “I like how each department made a table centerpiece… the Science Department did a fun one with a burning effigy of Ben Stein… no wait, that really IS Ben Stein.”

“So how many of you guys are wearing breakaway tuxedos for the post-dinner orgy?”

“It’s so great to get away from all the bitter people and spend some time with the elitists…”

This is why I haven’t been invited to A Dinner in over 10 years…

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