"Email, Oh We Get Email…"

2008
Mar
14

I wish the spam that slipped through my filters were as much fun as Bruce Sterling’s

Good time of day. You are disturbed by the charitable company Redd Cross of Slovenia. We have the business offer for you. We can offer to you of earnings, thus your salary will make from 1000$ to 2000$ per one month, at an incomplete working day. Your earnings can be and higher. The more and forces you will give time, the there will be your salary more.

If it is interesting to you, you write on the address of e-mail of our agent: manager_on_connections@yahoo.com he will contact you within 24 hours and will throw off to you all details, and will answer you on all your questions.

Yes, I AM disturbed.
Yes, I have an incomplete working day.
No, forces I will NOT give time.
And please, don’t throw off to me all details.

Is this the long-awaited comeback of the brilliant author of “All your base are belong to us”???

One more thing: have you ever tried singing the Monty Python “Spam” song substituting the name of the canned luncheon meat’s competitor, “Treet”?
Armour Star TREET
Yes, I desperately need to get a LIFE.

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