"Un-Predictable"

2007
Dec
30

When I made Predictions for 2007 (and more), I was quietly hoping that everything would be forgotten by the end of the year. And I would have gotten away with it too, except for that meddling Miss Cellania.

Okay, let’s see how I did…

No… Not even close… It would’ve been funnier than what actually happened… Nope… Maybe in an alternate universe…

Wait a minute, here are a couple that came close…

  • More than one famous pro athlete who should have retired years ago will test positive for Preservatives. (It’s got to be somewhere in the Mitchell Report)
  • Apple will partner with GM to introduce the iUV, a car with a single ‘click wheel’ control and trips sold through iTunes for 99¢. (Okay, it turned out to be AT&T and the iPhone; all those big corporations look alike to me)
  • There will be controversy in the second season of “Heroes” when it is discovered that the cheerleader didn’t “save herself”. (Between the disappointing story arc and Hayden Whatsername turning 18, I think that’s almost correct.)
  • Al Gore will NOT run for President again, because it’s too inconvenient. (Score one for me!)
  • “Spiderman 3? will feature so many cool villains, the producers will have to edit out Spiderman. (If you actually saw the movie, you’ll have to admit I was close.)
  • The Time Person of the Year for 2007 will be “That Guy Who Was Out of Town When We Gave Last Year’s Award to Everybody Else”. (That’s Putin, right?)

Well, with my batting average, nobody’s going to be accusing me of using performance-enhancing drugs.

My Predictions for 2008 are coming soon. In fact, I can confidently predict that I will make my 2008 Predictions before 2007 is over!

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