September 1999

1999
Sep
30

This Is Not Just Another Weblog

This is a demonstration of a new technology developed by a secret team of engineers, all formerly disgruntled employees of leading high-tech companies, to establish a previously-unheard-of human/machine interface – to download a person’s thoughts and memories directly to the internet.

The subject of this bold experiment is an adult white male with a well-above-average interest in language, trivia and popular culture, which makes his mental content more accessible to this developing technology than someone who actually has a life.

If this project is successful, this should provide a unique documentation to a human life (and the more we get to know the subject the more unique we realize it is going to be). If not, the subject has signed all the necessary legal documents to cover out asses.

Join us now for a grand experiment in internet-based brain-suckage that we call OneSwellFoop.com WendellWittler.com Aardball.com StaticKlingon.com WendellWit.com TalkingWithMyself.com Wendell.Me.

AND NOW A WORD FROM SOMEBODY WHO MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ME...