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I don’t usually bother with the latest Stupid Administration Tricks circulating the blogosphere, but this one is just too much fun…
Think about it… the Age of Consent raised to 30.
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Oddly appropriate that the winner of the Bad Sex in Fiction Award is a book titled “Twentysomething”.
This week was Jaleel “Urkel” White’s 30th birthday. I think they’ve found their poster boy.
Does that mean Paris Hilton has to extend her “chastity pledge” a little longer?
If they can use 25-year-old victims, NBC can air “To Catch a Predator” three-times daily.
28 years after the first “Garfield” comic, they’ve finally given Jon a girlfriend and it’s still too soon…
Half of the teenagers on “The O.C.” and “One Tree Hill” look like they’re 30 anyway…
So they’re saying “wait until you’re 30″ at the same time somebody started marketing a condom you can put on in one second.
Suddenly that ’60s slogan “Don’t Trust Anyone Over 30″ has new meaning.
Ceiling Cat is going to die of old age up there!
Wait until you’re 30? I know couples who can’t wait until they’ve stopped the car…
By the time people are allowed to have sex, they’ll have forgotten why…
It doesn’t affect me, I’m long past any Age of Consent. I’m past the Age of Constraint. I’m past the Age of Concession. I’m past the Age of Consolation. I’m past the Age of Consciousness!
When I think back to my sex life in my 20′s, I didn’t realize how good a Republican I was.
I don’t need an “abstinence program” when even my blog comments tell me they have a headache.
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Whew. It’s been a while since I’ve been able to do 14 punchlines in one night. Was that as good for you as it was for me?
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