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Still playing catch-up with just about everything, so here are some one-liners with silver linings:
I double-checked my Gmail spam folder for false positives (which I should do more often). Google’s text link at the top goes to a recipe for Spam Fajitas.
Bike Gangs are so passe. Segway Gangs are the new hotness in California.
Remember, you can’t be punched or kicked over the Internet. Yet. Microsoft is working on it, so it won’t work until Version 3.1
Wendell’s Law of Perception
We all construct our own reality. Some of us just use better raw materials.
This reminded me of my own wedding. 3 out of 4 of my “groomsmen” were co-workers, but then I was laid off two weeks before the wedding. Then one of the groomsmen was laid off a week later. Somehow I kept the wedding party together, or else I definitely would’ve had the Guy Who Fixed My Transmission IN a Tuxedo. Still, all my suddenly-former-co-workers who were NOT part of the wedding party were no shows for the wedding.
I’m not a Mac, I’m a PC… A PC-13 to be more precise. Brief, non-frontal nudity, mild violence and no more than 2 uses of the F-word.
Everytime I see Thomson Seedless Grapes I think of Warren Zevon’s “Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner”. Is that wrong?
Wendell’s Law of Progressive Education
“When you teach them to question authority, you usually become the first authority they question”
A sharp wit can be a deadly weapon, but works best if the victim realizes he/she’s being slashed.
Comcast Cares.™ But do they ever really tell us WHAT Comcast Cares ABOUT?
I’ve been a couponer since they were made from bearskin. Much harder to clip back then.
Why is it that every time I hear about the Tampa Bay team with the recent name change, I think of them as the “You-Can-Call-Me-Rays”?
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