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Apparently the latest Internet Meme is “Facts About Wil Wheaton” which seems redundant, since Wil IS an Internet Meme.
My faves (and ones you don’t have to be a 37th level nerf herder in Worlds of Wargames to understand)…
#9 Wil Wheaton is the Kwisatz Haderach.
#10 Wil Wheaton is Three Laws Safe!
#11a Wil has banged more hot chicks in costumes than you will ever meet.
#12 The current Wil Wheaton is actually from the Mirror Universe, as evidenced by his Goatee of Doom.
#20 When Wil said there were five lights, Patrick Stewart screamed “There are five farking lights!” and then ran away.
#21 In the event of a crash landing, Wil can be used as a flotation device. (Incredibly, just as effective on dry land)
#27 Kirk beat the No Win Scenario by cheating, Wil beat it by sneezing.
#28. Wil is the only human being on Earth who actually has, swung on a star and carried moonbeams home in a jar.
#38. We should all be thankful that Wil uses his powers for good and not evil.
Still, I’ve heard that participation in this meme is mandatory and they left off at #38…
#39 Between takes during the filming of “Stand By Me”, Wil beat the crap out of Jerry O’Connell, because he knew Jerry would someday co-star in “Carpoolers”.
#40 Wil’s house in Pasadena was once owned by the Little Old Lady from the Jan & Dan song. And her Super Stock Dodge is still in the garage. With her body in the trunk.
#41 Wil taught Jonathan Frakes and Avery Brooks how to behave at Comic Com.
#42 Wil knows the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything’s Archie.
#43 It was only due to an unfortunate typo that the Nintendo game console is NOT named the Wil.
#44 Wil turned down all three lead roles in “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” because he felt that adding to his “Geek Cred” that much would be unfair to all other geeks.
#45 The character of Wesley Crusher would’ve been even more annoying if someone else had played it (See: Jerry O’Connell above)
#46 Wil Wheaton is #1 on Wendell Wittler’s list of “People with the Initials W.W. Who Stand in My Way of World Domination”. #2 is Woody Woodpecker, #3 is Wendell Willkie, #4 is the entire membership of Weight Watchers and #5 is Oprah Winfrey’s sister Wilma Winfrey.
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