I may have an explanation for my plaintive query earlier today/yesterday about crunchy tomatoes at Burger King. Apparently, as part of a promotional tie-in with the new Star Trek movie (which I ASSUME everyone has heard way too much about), the premiere was attended by the Klingon Burger King and his Court.

Although I prefer the term “Burger Klingon” myself. (More pictures here)
Anyway, if you recall the Klingon eating habits depicted on various Treks, I think by getting a crunchy tomato, I got off relatively easy.
This is also where I remind myself that I have registered the domain name STATICKLINGON.COM but have never done anything with it. Any ideas?

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