"Randomnity"

Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you. In my case the bear got me, but not before I got two badgers, a weasel and a raccoon. My goals are modest.

I heard NBC is working on a spin-off of ER with a much smaller budget: WR (Waiting Room).

Is the correct phrase “hawk a loogie”? I always thought it was hock a loogie. No wonder they banned me from Pawn Shops.

When I hear “New World Order” I think “you want fries with that”?

The highlight of my visit to L.A. was an unhealthy meal at “Tommy’s Original”, evil twin of In N Out and Masters of the Chiliburger. And the thick brown but (IMO) luscious glop they call chili is now available in large take-home cartons. This is a clear and present danger because I recently realized my quest for The Ultimate Chili Fries is really a suicidal search for a way to quickly shut down my cardiovascular system.

Is there anything in Philosophy that WASN’T originated at 3AM?

Ever hear the Buddhist Good News/Bad News joke? (Stolen from Albert Brooks years ago) “The bad news is I have no good news for you. The good news is that’s all the bad news I have…”

When Virgin closes the last of its retail stores, will that mean EVERYBODY loses their Virginity?

I should’ve organized a Mirth Hour to follow Earth Hour with merriment and bad jokes. Maybe even increase my Cartoon Footprint.