"You have the right to remain silent, to have an attorney, and to have fries with that"

Did I mention before how many times I’ve gotten at least an “Honorable Mention” in the EdgeCurve Caption Game? Oh, I did. Well, I have again, and normally, I’d take my multiple entries that didn’t get acknowledged and make a blog post out of them, but I can’t really do that, because they gave me “HM” for four – count ‘em four – of my seven entries, and the best one of the three remaining is the title of this post, which leaves me…

Donald McRonald was the first to be convicted of a felony under the new copyright law.

…which is more satirical than fall-down funny, and…

Talk about dumb crooks… he was caught robbing a Starbucks.

…which the more I think about the less I get it.

Which means I have to reprint all my nearly-winning posts here..

#4 HONORABLE MENTION:
“It was inevitable that the Burger King would go power mad and start taking political prisoners.”
by Wendell Wittler

#6 HONORABLE MENTION:
“The CSI team did wonders, considering all that was left of the body was a few McRibs.”
by Wendell Wittler

#8 HONORABLE MENTION:
“He was taken into custody for attempting to take a triple-thick shake onto a plane. And we’ve had it with these shakes on a plane.”
by Wendell Wittler

(I know, it’s shameless, especially after I’d declared my own ‘had-it-ness’ on the blog)

#17 HONORABLE MENTION:
“So they’ve found out who was providing the cocaine to Mayor McCheese.”
by Wendell Wittler

So why does it matter that I got multiple Miss Congeniality awards? Well, this is my best multiple performance since the time I got “Runner Up” and three “Honorables”, and that included one self-referencial one. But EdgeCurve has a name for somebody who gets multiple mentions in the Caption Game. And that name is Jeff Green. He is the EdgeCurve Caption Master and the only player ever to have other players use his name as part of their jokes: “Hey, this water suddenly got warmer! That’s the last time I let Jeff Green in here!” (Not necessarily good jokes.) Now, I usually am not driven by competitiveness or envy. But I knew a kid in school named Jeff who used to beat me up. And I know this is not the same Jeff, but I’m still gonna do this – I’m gonna do this for every guy who ever got beat up, or just pushed down to “Honorable Mention” by a guy named Jeff. JEFF GREEN, I WILL BEAT YOU YET.

Although probably not in the next contest. Did you see the picture?