“They spent the entire weekend licking the underside of the airbags. Or sowing oats with the pepperoni calzone. Or Martinizing the Twinkie. Or messaging* the hand grenade. The Euphemismator provides randomly-generated euphemisms (like the previously MeFi-ed Always Amusing Euphemism Generator, but with the option to ‘lock’ parts of the phrase to seek out the best combinations). Or try out the more complex algorithm of Toykeeper.net’s Euphemism Generator. Politics has even gotten involved with the Obama-Matic (TM) Content-Free Euphemism Generator (funnier than 99% of right-wing humor, but isn’t there anybody in the Teabag Blogoshpere who can automate it, like somebody did to Wondermark’s Genre-Fiction Generator [previously here]?)
* yes, it said ‘messaging’ not ‘massaging’. Subtle but important difference.