Following Lore’s timely warning about Indiana Jones and fedoras, I must point out: You know what other movie icon wore a fedora?

Oh yeah, forget Freddy vs. Jason, I want to see Freddy vs. Indy.
Also I like saying “wore a fedora” over and over. Wore a fedora. Wore a fedora. Wore a fedora. Wore a fedora. Hmmm. Lore wore a fedora. No, needs more syllables. Zorro wore a fedora. Not canon. Dora the Explorer wore a fedora. Get Nickelodeon on the line!
Born 2 weeks premature via cesarean section, Wendell Wittler eventually caught up with himself, healed the scars and made a career out of doing derivative riffs on those funnier than himself and trying to make fishing caps without embedded fish hooks a fashion statement.

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