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I have a moderate amount of respect for the satire-generating skillz of Andy Borowitz, so when I saw that he was doing a “Predictions for the Next Year” schtick, I was eager to see what he had come up with. It was all fair-to-pretty-good, but then I got to his last item:
December: In his last official act, President Bush will announce an exit strategy from Iraq. The President will withdraw all U.S. troops through Iran.
Now, compare that to the FIRST item from my list of Predictions for LAST YEAR:
Hours after Saddam Hussein was hanged, President Bush will announce that all American troops will be withdrawn from Iraq, declaring everythings done that I thought needed to be done. Celebrations will be muted when it is learned that the withdrawal route is set up to go through downtown Tehran.
So, if I had the standards of a Silicon Valley Photographer, how much do you think I could sue ol’ Andy for?
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